Friday, October 31, 2008

Back Up Off'a Me Chief, Or I'll Square You Up Some...

This Has To Be One Of The Rawest, Uncontrolled, Heated Battles I Have Ever Witnessed With My Eyes.
I Believe It Escalates When The The Guy Starts To Punch The Wall Because He's "A General, And His Done With His Beef Patty".

Best Lines "Can You Tell 'Em To Be Quiet Please?" Or "Look At His Face Now!"

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Don't Mention It Friend (It's A Ok)...

Police Officer "Ah Excuse Me Kid Have You Got A Permit To Be Here?"
Kid "What For?"
Police Officer "To Be In This Area You Need A Permit, Do You Have One?"
Kid "Ah Yeah, Yeah, I Got A LICENCE TO ILL"
Police Officer "Ah, Ok, That's Fine, Carry On Then"

HAHA...

Oi, Fuck You And That Polar Fleece You Run With...

I Recently Copped A DVD Of One Of My Favourite Series Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Said To Be So Scary And Horrific The Show Was Banned From Free To Air Television, It Is Set In The 80's (I Think) And Is Based In A Hospital Built "Over The Very Gates Of Hell".
I Have A Very Funny Clip From The Show Involving Dr. Lucien Sanchez Singing His Heart Out For His "One Track Love"...

Monday, October 20, 2008

Fuckin' With McDonalds And The Dirty Heroin Addicts...

Here Are Some Shit I Made On Adobe Some For Fun And Some For School, Comment On What Ya Think And Don't Get Too Excited I'm Not That Good At It I'm Still A Beginner...














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M.I.M.S.(Music Is My Saviour)...

I Made A Compilation From Tracks I Had Listened To On Repetition On My iTunes...

01 Hollertronix - Betty

02 Saigon - Gotta Believe (Feat. Red 5ive)

03 M.O.P - Breakin' The Rules

04 Supreeme - I'm Crazy

05 Three 6 Mafia - Late Night (Santogold Vs. Diplo Unstoppable Mix)

06 Busy P - To Protect And Entertain (Feat. Murs)

07 Jay-Z & The Game - Hit The Block (Cookin' Soul Remix)

08 The Cool Kids - Full & Paid

09 Aesop Rock - Rickety Rackety (Featuring El-P & Camu Tao)

10 Tittsworth - Drunk As Fuck (Feat. The Federation)

11 Kia Shine - Crispy Vs. Bart Simpson - Bartman (Diplo's So Krispy Mix)

12 Le Knight Club - Soul Bells

13 Mos Def - Sex, Love & Money

14 Le Knight Club - Chérie D'amoure

15 7L (of 7L & Esoteric) - Cassie Vs. Jimmy Spicer - Me And Dollar Bill's Ya'll

16 Kazey & Bulldog - Big Truck

17 Cat Power - Maybe Not

18 Stewart Copeland - Trouble Again (Star Wars Droids Theme)

19 The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody

Cop That Shit Here

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Zucchini Drive - Goodyear Television Playhouse...

Zucchini Drive - Goodyear Television Playhouse

01 - Mannequinlegs

02 - Hairstyle Like Hers

03 - A Brand New 39

04 - Choke

05 - Radical Days

06 - Moms and Props

07 - Villeneuve

08 - Over and Done

09 - Handclap Handclap

10 - Crimson Targets

11 - Bunny Love (Smack Addict)


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Oh Snap, Eminem's White?...

I Recently Was On BlindI.com Looking Through The Latest Posts And Found A Heading In The Name Of "Its Time To Debate: FANS NAME EMINEM ‘BEST RAPPER ALIVE’ IN VIBE’S NOVEMBER 2008 ISSUE", And At The Sight Of This I Was Uncontrolled With Anger And A Slight Feeling Of Disappointment At The Same Time.
Eminem?, The Best Rapper Alive?, I Refuse To Believe It But I Went To The Links On The Post (Here) To Find Out Some More Information On The Horrific Topic, I Went Through The Voting Knock Out Tables (One, Two, Three, Four) And Discovered A Worse And Unbelievable Voting Result Involving Eminem, And Ghostface Killah Being Beaten By Over 68% And The Final Result Beating The Legendary Nas For The Final Polls.
At This Point I Knew I Had To Be Some Sort Of Publicity Stunt To Attract Controversy Towards The Vibe Magazine Site And To Help Their Sales Of The Magazine, But Unluckily NO, It Was True The Site Did Do A Authentic Pole Asking The Fans To Vote For The Favourite MC.

This Shit Is Bullfuckeryismski, All Lies And Personally Think The Magazine Should Be Cancelled And Site To Be Shut Down For Even Linking The Words 'Eminem' And 'MC' On The Same Topic, It Is Just Plain Disgusting And Grotesque And Reminds Me Of The Elephant Man And How Disgusting He Was.
Firstly Eminem Is Not A MC And Should Not Be Related To Hip-Hop In Any Way At All.
Secondly I Personally Think He Is Has One Of The Worst Rapping Styles And Images In Mainstream.
Thirdly His Production On Tracks Like His Slim Shady LP's My Name Is Is Possibly The Worst Beats I Have Ever Herd In My Lifetime And Don't Get Me Started On His Last Release Smack That with The Terrible Akon Featuring.
I Now Relies That The Voters Of The Poll Are Typical Bitch White Kids In America Who Tend To Be Attracted To Another Gay (Eminem - Cleanin' Out My Closet) White Mans Voice And Purchase Five Singles Of The Artists In Order To Share The Other Four Singles With His/Her Friends To Look Popular And Aware Of Different Styles Of Music Other Than Chris Brown Or That Metro Station Band.
So In Conclusion I Believe The Country Hicks And Bucktooth Red Necks Who Purchase Any Eminem Material In America And Australia (The Now Fattest Country In The World By Population) Be Banished From The Country Along With Eminem Himself For Thinking He Is Apart Of The Hip-Hop Scene And Embarrassingly Still Thinking It Is Dope To Dye His Hair Bright Blond, In Order To Be "Down With The Scene".

Make Sure You Check The Rest Of The BlindI Blog And Also Check The Video Posts "GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE EVER TO LIVE EVER FOREVER!"
Oh Snap, Eminem's White?

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

American, The Kids Club..

For Those Whack Broom Heads And Chumps That Aren't Down With The New York Crew Known As The Kid America Club Then Get Down On It Real Tight At http://www.kidamericaclub.com/ Mother Fuckers.

I Recently Copped Their CD Off EBay For $20, Bandy! & The Kid America Club - Revenge Of The Clubhouse, Which Was Released On Eastern Conference Records, Home To The Legends Of Underground Hip-Hop Such As DJ Mighty Mi, Cage, Tame One, R.A. The Rugged Man And The Super Group The Weathermen, And Distributed By The Dope Clothing Brand Known As aNYthing.

The Album Is A Comedy Rap Album And Features Very Dope Production, The Rhymes Range From Diss Tracks Towards Other Cartoon Personalities Like The Simpson's And The Muppet's To Lyrics About Sniffing Cocaine, Getting Drunk And A Dedication Towards The Legend Harold Hunter (R.I.P.), The Album Not Only Has Rhymes But Also Short Instrumentals And Strange Sound Clips Like Canned Laughter, Anyway The Album Is Mad Dope And Definitely Should Be Copped At Their Store Which Is On Their Site, Also Check Their Show Which Can Be Found On The Site And On Youtube...

Serious Killing...

While Searching On Wikipedia Randomly I Came Across A Page What Featured How You Can Tell If You Are A Serial Killer:

Serial killers tend to share the following general characteristics:

1 - The majority are single, white males.
2 - They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range.
3 - Despite their high IQ's, they do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers.
4 - They tend to come from unstable families; as children, they are typically abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.
5 - Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.
6 - They hate their parents.
7 - As children, they are commonly abused—psychologically, physically and sexually—by a family member.
8 - Many spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems.
9 - They have high rates of suicide attempts.
10 - From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sadomasochistic pornography.
11 - More than 60 percent wet their beds beyond the age of twelve. (HAHA)
12 - Many are fascinated with fire starting.
13 - They are involved in sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures

Bogus...

Monday, October 13, 2008

Dr. Phil And The Fat Kid...

This Is A Stereotypical Fat Shit American Bitch Of A Kid, Not Only Dose He Sound Similar To A Female Midget, But He Also Has The Vocabulary Of A Closet Homosexual And The Weight Problem Of The World Fattest Person, Manuel Uribe

Watch The Video And Laugh At The Fat Kid...

(Sorry For The Stereotypical Youtube Posts)

DJ Rhettmatic - The Wedding Mixer

I Found This Mix Over At theessentialelements.blogspot.com By DJ Rhettmatic Where The Man Mixes Loads Of Dope Music (Not Just Hop-Hop) Together To Form A Mega Bionic Mix Of 80's Pop, Electro, Hip-Hop, Funk, Disco etc...

Tracklisting:
01 - Intro
02 - Make That Move - Shalamar
03 - Back In Love Again - LTD
04 - Love Come Down - Evelyn “Champagne” King
05 - Cold Blooded - Rick James
06 - Sticky Situation - Tyrone Brunson
07 - Tricky - The Time
08 - The Party Just Begun - Pretty Tony
09 - Can U Feel The Beat - Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam
10 - Girls (Instrumental) - Egyptian Lover
11 - Situation - Yaz
12 - Planet Rock - Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force
13 - I’m Freaky - O’Brien
14 - Keep It Live - Dazz Band
15 - Meeting In The Ladies Room - Klymaxx
16 - Get Up On The Good Foot - James Brown
17 - Cavern - Liquid Liquid
18 - Rock Creek Park - The Blackbyrds
19 - I Get Lifted - KC & The Sunshine Band
20 - Rock, Bounce, Roll & Skate - Mason Vaughn & Crew
21 - Rapper’s Delight - Sugar Hill Gang
22 - Got To Be Real - Cheryl Lynn
23 - Housequake - Prince
24 - I Can’t Go For That - Hall & Oates
25 - Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
26 - Supercuts - Rodney O & Joe Cooley
27 - Freeworld - Jesse Johnson
28 - Jam On It - Newcleus
29 - Looking For The Perfect Beat - Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force
30 - I Gotta Be Tough - MC Shy-D
31 - Brazillian Rhyme - Earth, Wind & Fire
32 - 96 In The Shade - Third World
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Check It Fellow Boneheads HERE
I Thinks This Link Has Divided Tracks Instead Of It Being One Whole MP3

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Turtles Make Me Hyperactive And At The Same Time Mysterious...

I Herd This Off Diplo - I Like Turtles: A Diplo Mix Intro And Found The Video On Youtube:


I'd Imagine The Aftermath Of The Interview Went A Little Something Like This:
Interviewer: "What The Fuck Was That Kid?"
Zombie Kid: "The Turtles Are Alive..."
Interviewer: "Fuck Yo' Mother Fucking Turtles You Little Bitch"
Zombie Kid: "Why?"
Interviewer: "I'll Fuck Yo' Head Up Cracker Boy And If I Hear You Talk To Me Like That Again Kid, I'll Kill Your Whole Turtle Collection... OK Chump?"
Zombie Kid: "Cracker?..."

Some Mad Images To Start My Bones Off...

The Story Behind This One Is The Such Ill'ness And Creativity Is Outstanding And Cannot Be Cloned By Any MeansI Made A Human... What Aliens Can't Do.
That Why They Abduct People To Make A Super Humans Like This
But Mine Is For The Broom Heads

This Is Some Dope Artwork By An Anime Artists Called Space Coyote (http://www.spacecoyote.com/) (Gotsta Check His Anime Depiction Of Both Futurama And The Simpsons... Mad Dope)

YAKUZA (Unfukwittable)

Welcome to The Zoo

Post ONE of The Bonehead Zoo in Action... Werd...