Cook Bookz And Crunk...

I Found This Video Quite Disturbing And Funny At The Same Time...

It's A Song From The Children's Show Lazy Town Mashed Up With A Lil' Jon Song (Which I Do Not Recognise)

At Around 1:05 Is The Funniest Due To Her Facial Expression, It's Hilarious But Unsettling

pumps rumps en chumps

yeap,

Bliggity Blaow, Banboozled Boomin'...

I Have Not Posted To This Blog In A While Due To The Lack Of Readers/Viewers, I Was Once Considering Closing The Blog Due To This But I Am Not Going To Care For The Numbers Of Readers Of The Blog And Keep Posting For The Sake Of Having My Own Blog And The Hope That At least Two Or More People Read The Blog Regularly, This Is All I Want...

Anyway For Those Of You (Two) That Are Interested In The Freshest T's From Exclusive Designers, It Is Hard To Move Past Serye Designs, A Brand Known For It's Colourful And Mad Crazy Graffiti Related Designs, Their T's Can Be Found At: karmaloop.com, bombingscience.com, undergroundhiphop.com And mooseshirts.com.

I Recently Purchased One Of Their T's By The Name Of 'Cool Rulers' Which Is Straight Up Def Illin', And I Be Straight Chillin'

Remember To Check seryedesign.com For The Latest Designs And News.

Mookie Jones, The Scilence Of The Head Speak, The Gun Case And Where They Were...

One Of The Best Producers In The Name Of Hip-Hop Is A Man Who Goes By The Name Of The Alchemist, Who Has Recently Released A New EP Entitled The Alchemist's Cookbook EP.
The Release Has Not His Best Production Compaired To His Previous Releases (The Chemistry Files Series Or 1st Infantry), But The Beats On The EP Are Definitely The Best Out Right Now And The Album Features Some Very Dope Artists Over The Top Of The Fresh Boom Bap Including Kid Cudi Who Just Recently Featured On The Latest Kanye Album, Evidence Of Dilated Peoples, Prodigy Of Mobb Deep And A Load More Of Top Artists, And It's Only An EP!.
The Stand Outs On The EP Are Definitely The Track Which Features Jadakiss, Snoop Dogg (Unfortunately) And Pusha T (Of The Clipse) Called Lose Your Life.
Another Stand Out Track Is Follow The Dollar Which Has The Legendary Capone-N-Noreaga Rhyming Over The Wild Boomin' Bass Beat Made The Alchemist.
Here Are The Two Tracks And Make Sure You Grab The Album In Stores, And I've Also Included The Strangely Fresh Video To The Lose Your Life Track.

The Alchemist - Follow The Dollar (Feat. Capone-N-Noreaga)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/17091356bb9489cb/

The Alchemist - Lose Your Life (Feat. Jadakiss, Snoop Dogg & Pusha T)
http://www.zshare.net/audio/1895454067038cec/

The Alchemist - Lose Your Life Video

Come Correct, Nuff Respect...

David Lynch, The Maker Of The Infamous Eraserhead Film (If You Don't Know This Reference Get Correct/I'm Sure There's Clips On Youtube) And The Twin Peaks Series (Watch An Insane Scene From Twin Peaks HERE/The Rest Of The Show Wasn't Anywhere Near As Good As This Scene), Brings You His First Short Film Entitled"The Alphabet ".
The Film Is A Disturbing Tale Of "A Small Organic Figure Giving Birth To The Letters Of The Alphabet While A Mixture Of Children's Voices And An Operatic Tune Are Singing Out" According To imdb.com.

Apparently The Film Was Inspired By His Then Girlfriend's Sisters Dreams. See For Yourself The Strange Happenings Of David Lynch...



So If Your Into That Strange And Obscure Type Of Stuff Then Check Out David Lynch

(Warning The Last Scene Is Quite Crazy And Might Scare Some Viewers, Not Me Though I Enjoyed The Film)

Combine With Frankenstein...

Haven't Posted In Ages...

YO!:

(Rumpletilskinz - Is It Alright?)

For Some Mad Fresh 80's And 90's (And Maybe Some 20's) Hip-Hop/Rap Check Out Underground Hip-Hop Collection Blog, They Got Shit Ranging From Da Lench Mob To Tha Alkaholiks, Cannibal Ox To The Entire EPMD Catalogue And Even Some Funkdoobiest For Your Brains Check It Out Yo...

Make Sure You Grab The Dopest Album EVER RELEASED!, Das EFX's Dead Serious, Which Can Be Found Higgity Here...

Lunacy Of The Maker And It's Pain Towards The BONE...

Yes, Yes, Yes, Here It Is Number TWO Of The Tripple Dubble Bionic Micks Entitled: ...And The Cyborg Returns, This Feature Combines Some Classic Hip-Hop Like Mobb Deep's Shook Ones, The Amazing Goodbye Horses By Q Lazzarus, The New Daft Punk: Le Knight Club With Their Track Mosquito And Many More Dope Tracks For Your Listening Pleasure...

Son, They Shook...
Cause Ain't No Such Things As Halfway Crooks
Scared To Death, Scared To Look

They Shook...

Tracks:

• 01. Key M@ker - Demo 196
• 02. Jedi Mind Tricks - I Who Have Nothing
• 03. Mobb Deep - Shook Ones, Pt. II
• 04 - Röyksopp - Eple
• 05. Shing02 - Big City Lights
• 06. Ayatollah - Everywhere
• 07. The Alchemist - Reign Supreme
• 08. Tes - Late To Work (Featuring LoDeck)
• 09 - The Alchemist - Deadly
• 10. Che Grand - And You Say (Featuring Tanya Morgan)
• 11. Bobby Evans - Freak-A-Ziod Robotz (RMXXOLOGY Theme) (Instrumental)
• 12. The Cool Kids - A Party (For Everyone/Get Involved) (Logarhythmix)
• 13. FKi - Kirby (Featuring XV)
• 14. Lil' Wayne - A Mili (TOKiMONSTA Forgetting Numbers Mix)
• 15. Masta Ace - Jeep Ass Gutter (Aaron LaCrate & Debonair Samir Remix)
• 16. Le Knight Club - Mosquito
• 17. The Knife - Heartbeats
• 18. The Go! Team - Milk Crisis
• 19. Röyksopp - What Else Is There
• 20. Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses
• 21. Sade - The Sweetest Taboo

Cop That Shit Here

Here Is An Alternate Cover I Made If You Are Interested.

This Cover Is Not Included In The RAR File, Because I Felt It Was Too Messy And Distracting From The Words...

(Click On Both Covers To View Larger)

GETA GOOD GOOSE MIX HERE

Hey, Don't Touch My Green Aluminium...

Over At Blind I Is For The Kids I Found A Post Which Contained The Words Compton And Dr. Dre/N.W.A. And Without A Second Glance I Was Already Reading The Post For It's Entirety.
Here Are Two Unknown Mix Tapes By N.W.A. And Dr. Dre Which One Of The Writers Got From A Swap Meet In Compton Back In The Day (Which Could Be Quite Rare), Sorry The Blog Doesn't Have Anymore Info On These Two So Just Download 'Em And See For Yourself

Dr. Dre Swap Meet Mix Tape/s?
http://www.mediafire.com/?zm5nhmydjmo

N.W.A. Compton Swap Meet Tape
http://www.mediafire.com/?tjim1komhfo

And Please Do Not Thank Me For These, Thank Blind I At www.blindiforthekids.com
And Also Check Their Other Stupid Fresh Posts

It Was Spoken In Plain English (Re-Written)...

Upon Watching More Of The Crazy Fresh Canadian Television Show Degrassi Junior High, Which I Recently Borrowed From The Library.

I Watched The Story Unfold Of The School And It's People Within It's Society And How They All Connected, The Fact That I Am Now Not At School Anymore Did Not Effect How I Saw It.

While Watching The Dramatic And Yet At Times Funny Show, It Came To Me Upon First Sight How Beautiful Christine "Spike" Nelson Was In The 80's/90's And The Fact That She Supports Herself And The Baby She Has With Shane McKay.

I Know People Reading Will Now Think I'm Some Soft, Weird Kid Who Likes A Fictional Character, But In All Honesty I Do Not Care For Their Comments.

Spike First Appears In The Backgrounds Of The Scenes In The First Couple Of Episodes in The First Series of Degrassi Junior High And Begins To Move Into The Light With Minor Talking Roles Here And There.

Her Main Role Is Introduced In The Episode "...It's Late" Where She Is At One Of Lucy's Parties And Hooks Up With Shane McKay, Where They Move Into A Bedroom Away From The Eyes Of The Rest Of The Party Goers.

The Next Day She Is Angry With Shane For The Night Due To The Fact That Shane Did Not Wear A Condom And Her Period Which Is Usually On Time Is Late And She Becomes Scared While Speaking To The Twins Erica And Heather.

As The Season Goes Onward The Teen Go Through Many Difficulties And Challenges, Like When Joseph "Joey" Jeremiah Asks Liz The New Girl Straight Out " So... Do You Wanna Do It (In Reference To Sex)", Has To Be One Of The Funniest Scene In The Show Due To The Way He Asked And The Two's Facial Expressions.

But Spike Has To One Of The Most Outstanding Characters In The Show And Will Always Make (For Me) Degrassi A Highly Memorable Show And A Very Entertaining Show As Well And Can't Wait To See The Degrassi Movie "Schools Out".

Here Is Spike And Her Egg "Eggbert" Which She Was Made To Keep For A Day To Know What It Is Like To Care For A Baby:

Bigger City Lights (I'm Not Looking)...

I Remember Watching This Video And Screaming In Hysterics Over The Fresh B-Boy Poses And Boomin' Beats Coming Straight Out Of The Ghetto Blaster, Not To Mention The Very Fresh Rhymes And Dance Moves Displayed (Tennis Practice Must Of Been Fun That Day).
This Is A Video You Watch Over And Over And Will Not Get A Loss Of Excitement And Funniness To It (Except For The 10th Time Onward)
Here Is From The Movie Released in 1989, Teen Witch's - Top That,
You May Have Seen It Before But Enjoy It Again...

Let 'Em Be On That There Free...

Over At GFC NY's Blog They Have A Mixtape Equivalent To A Newly Built Mega Cyborg Wearing The Freshest Air Tech Trainer II's And A Degrassi Junior High T-Shirt, Presented By Garbage Clothing And GFCNewyork Entitled Vietnam Vol.2 And Is Hosted By The Very Dope Mickey Factz.

It Features Exclusive And Previously Released Tracks From the Likes Of Kid Cudi, Mickey Factz, The Cool Kids, FKi (Who Also Have A New Mixtape Out, For Free Download), Fresh Daily & Loads More



Grab The Tape And Also Check Out The GFCNY Blog Here And For More Free Mixtapes From Mickey Factz Check His Site Here (I Recommend You Grab The Mickey Factz - In Search Of The N.E.R.D. Where He Raps Over N.E.R.D. Beats)



Heres The Tracklisting:

1. Mickey Factz - War (Prod By Precize)
2. Mickey Factz - Mick Joy (Prod By N*E*R*D)
3. Theophilus London - Sand Castles (Feat. Salonge) (Prod By Machine Drum)
4. Mickeylude
5. Kid Cudi - Embrace The Martian (Prod By Crookers)
6. Fresh Daily - Jump (Feat. Jesse Boykins III) (prod The Milkman)
7. Chester French - She Loves Everybody (Prod By Chester French)
8. Curtis Santiago - TKO
9. Mickeylude II
10. Mickey Factz - Rockin' N Rollin' Remix (Feat. The Cool Kids) (ILLFONICS REMIX)
11. Mickeylude III
12. The Cool Kids - Oscar The Grouch (Prod By Chuck Inglish)
13. FKi - Clap Ya Hands (Prod By FKi)
14. Nakim - I Get It In (Prod By The Runners)
15. Smoke Dza - Go Getter (Feat. Nipsey Hustle)
16. Mickey Factz - Salute (Feat. Jesse Boykins III & Mz. Mimz) (Prod By Chase N. Cashe)
17. Melo X - XXX
18. Jesse Boykins III - Sobriety (Prod By Jesse Boykins III)
19. Jade - So Fresh
20. Mickey Factz - Peace (Prod By Precize)



DOWNLOAD HERE Or Don't

Back Up Off'a Me Chief, Or I'll Square You Up Some...

This Has To Be One Of The Rawest, Uncontrolled, Heated Battles I Have Ever Witnessed With My Eyes.
I Believe It Escalates When The The Guy Starts To Punch The Wall Because He's "A General, And His Done With His Beef Patty".

Best Lines "Can You Tell 'Em To Be Quiet Please?" Or "Look At His Face Now!"

Don't Mention It Friend (It's A Ok)...

Police Officer "Ah Excuse Me Kid Have You Got A Permit To Be Here?"
Kid "What For?"
Police Officer "To Be In This Area You Need A Permit, Do You Have One?"
Kid "Ah Yeah, Yeah, I Got A LICENCE TO ILL"
Police Officer "Ah, Ok, That's Fine, Carry On Then"

HAHA...

Oi, Fuck You And That Polar Fleece You Run With...

I Recently Copped A DVD Of One Of My Favourite Series Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Said To Be So Scary And Horrific The Show Was Banned From Free To Air Television, It Is Set In The 80's (I Think) And Is Based In A Hospital Built "Over The Very Gates Of Hell".
I Have A Very Funny Clip From The Show Involving Dr. Lucien Sanchez Singing His Heart Out For His "One Track Love"...

Fuckin' With McDonalds And The Dirty Heroin Addicts...

Here Are Some Shit I Made On Adobe Some For Fun And Some For School, Comment On What Ya Think And Don't Get Too Excited I'm Not That Good At It I'm Still A Beginner...

(Click On The Images To See Bigger View)

M.I.M.S.(Music Is My Saviour)...

I Made A Compilation From Tracks I Had Listened To On Repetition On My iTunes...

01 Hollertronix - Betty

02 Saigon - Gotta Believe (Feat. Red 5ive)

03 M.O.P - Breakin' The Rules

04 Supreeme - I'm Crazy

05 Three 6 Mafia - Late Night (Santogold Vs. Diplo Unstoppable Mix)

06 Busy P - To Protect And Entertain (Feat. Murs)

07 Jay-Z & The Game - Hit The Block (Cookin' Soul Remix)

08 The Cool Kids - Full & Paid

09 Aesop Rock - Rickety Rackety (Featuring El-P & Camu Tao)

10 Tittsworth - Drunk As Fuck (Feat. The Federation)

11 Kia Shine - Crispy Vs. Bart Simpson - Bartman (Diplo's So Krispy Mix)

12 Le Knight Club - Soul Bells

13 Mos Def - Sex, Love & Money

14 Le Knight Club - Chérie D'amoure

15 7L (of 7L & Esoteric) - Cassie Vs. Jimmy Spicer - Me And Dollar Bill's Ya'll

16 Kazey & Bulldog - Big Truck

17 Cat Power - Maybe Not

18 Stewart Copeland - Trouble Again (Star Wars Droids Theme)

19 The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody

Cop That Shit Here

Zucchini Drive - Goodyear Television Playhouse...

Zucchini Drive - Goodyear Television Playhouse

01 - Mannequinlegs

02 - Hairstyle Like Hers

03 - A Brand New 39

04 - Choke

05 - Radical Days

06 - Moms and Props

07 - Villeneuve

08 - Over and Done

09 - Handclap Handclap

10 - Crimson Targets

11 - Bunny Love (Smack Addict)

CHECK

Myspace

Oh Snap, Eminem's White?...

I Recently Was On BlindI.com Looking Through The Latest Posts And Found A Heading In The Name Of "Its Time To Debate: FANS NAME EMINEM ‘BEST RAPPER ALIVE’ IN VIBE’S NOVEMBER 2008 ISSUE", And At The Sight Of This I Was Uncontrolled With Anger And A Slight Feeling Of Disappointment At The Same Time.
Eminem?, The Best Rapper Alive?, I Refuse To Believe It But I Went To The Links On The Post (Here) To Find Out Some More Information On The Horrific Topic, I Went Through The Voting Knock Out Tables (One, Two, Three, Four) And Discovered A Worse And Unbelievable Voting Result Involving Eminem, And Ghostface Killah Being Beaten By Over 68% And The Final Result Beating The Legendary Nas For The Final Polls.
At This Point I Knew I Had To Be Some Sort Of Publicity Stunt To Attract Controversy Towards The Vibe Magazine Site And To Help Their Sales Of The Magazine, But Unluckily NO, It Was True The Site Did Do A Authentic Pole Asking The Fans To Vote For The Favourite MC.

This Shit Is Bullfuckeryismski, All Lies And Personally Think The Magazine Should Be Cancelled And Site To Be Shut Down For Even Linking The Words 'Eminem' And 'MC' On The Same Topic, It Is Just Plain Disgusting And Grotesque And Reminds Me Of The Elephant Man And How Disgusting He Was.
Firstly Eminem Is Not A MC And Should Not Be Related To Hip-Hop In Any Way At All.
Secondly I Personally Think He Is Has One Of The Worst Rapping Styles And Images In Mainstream.
Thirdly His Production On Tracks Like His Slim Shady LP's My Name Is Is Possibly The Worst Beats I Have Ever Herd In My Lifetime And Don't Get Me Started On His Last Release Smack That with The Terrible Akon Featuring.
I Now Relies That The Voters Of The Poll Are Typical Bitch White Kids In America Who Tend To Be Attracted To Another Gay (Eminem - Cleanin' Out My Closet) White Mans Voice And Purchase Five Singles Of The Artists In Order To Share The Other Four Singles With His/Her Friends To Look Popular And Aware Of Different Styles Of Music Other Than Chris Brown Or That Metro Station Band.
So In Conclusion I Believe The Country Hicks And Bucktooth Red Necks Who Purchase Any Eminem Material In America And Australia (The Now Fattest Country In The World By Population) Be Banished From The Country Along With Eminem Himself For Thinking He Is Apart Of The Hip-Hop Scene And Embarrassingly Still Thinking It Is Dope To Dye His Hair Bright Blond, In Order To Be "Down With The Scene".

Make Sure You Check The Rest Of The BlindI Blog And Also Check The Video Posts "GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE EVER TO LIVE EVER FOREVER!"
Oh Snap, Eminem's White?

American, The Kids Club..

For Those Whack Broom Heads And Chumps That Aren't Down With The New York Crew Known As The Kid America Club Then Get Down On It Real Tight At http://www.kidamericaclub.com/ Mother Fuckers.

I Recently Copped Their CD Off EBay For $20, Bandy! & The Kid America Club - Revenge Of The Clubhouse, Which Was Released On Eastern Conference Records, Home To The Legends Of Underground Hip-Hop Such As DJ Mighty Mi, Cage, Tame One, R.A. The Rugged Man And The Super Group The Weathermen, And Distributed By The Dope Clothing Brand Known As aNYthing.

The Album Is A Comedy Rap Album And Features Very Dope Production, The Rhymes Range From Diss Tracks Towards Other Cartoon Personalities Like The Simpson's And The Muppet's To Lyrics About Sniffing Cocaine, Getting Drunk And A Dedication Towards The Legend Harold Hunter (R.I.P.), The Album Not Only Has Rhymes But Also Short Instrumentals And Strange Sound Clips Like Canned Laughter, Anyway The Album Is Mad Dope And Definitely Should Be Copped At Their Store Which Is On Their Site, Also Check Their Show Which Can Be Found On The Site And On Youtube...

Serious Killing...

While Searching On Wikipedia Randomly I Came Across A Page What Featured How You Can Tell If You Are A Serial Killer:

Serial killers tend to share the following general characteristics:

1 - The majority are single, white males.
2 - They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range.
3 - Despite their high IQ's, they do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers.
4 - They tend to come from unstable families; as children, they are typically abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.
5 - Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.
6 - They hate their parents.
7 - As children, they are commonly abused—psychologically, physically and sexually—by a family member.
8 - Many spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems.
9 - They have high rates of suicide attempts.
10 - From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sadomasochistic pornography.
11 - More than 60 percent wet their beds beyond the age of twelve. (HAHA)
12 - Many are fascinated with fire starting.
13 - They are involved in sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures

Bogus...

Dr. Phil And The Fat Kid...

This Is A Stereotypical Fat Shit American Bitch Of A Kid, Not Only Dose He Sound Similar To A Female Midget, But He Also Has The Vocabulary Of A Closet Homosexual And The Weight Problem Of The World Fattest Person, Manuel Uribe

Watch The Video And Laugh At The Fat Kid...

(Sorry For The Stereotypical Youtube Posts)

DJ Rhettmatic - The Wedding Mixer

I Found This Mix Over At theessentialelements.blogspot.com By DJ Rhettmatic Where The Man Mixes Loads Of Dope Music (Not Just Hop-Hop) Together To Form A Mega Bionic Mix Of 80's Pop, Electro, Hip-Hop, Funk, Disco etc...

Tracklisting:

01 - Intro

02 - Make That Move - Shalamar

03 - Back In Love Again - LTD

04 - Love Come Down - Evelyn “Champagne” King

05 - Cold Blooded - Rick James

06 - Sticky Situation - Tyrone Brunson

07 - Tricky - The Time

08 - The Party Just Begun - Pretty Tony

09 - Can U Feel The Beat - Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam

10 - Girls (Instrumental) - Egyptian Lover

11 - Situation - Yaz

12 - Planet Rock - Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force

13 - I’m Freaky - O’Brien

14 - Keep It Live - Dazz Band

15 - Meeting In The Ladies Room - Klymaxx

16 - Get Up On The Good Foot - James Brown

17 - Cavern - Liquid Liquid

18 - Rock Creek Park - The Blackbyrds

19 - I Get Lifted - KC & The Sunshine Band

20 - Rock, Bounce, Roll & Skate - Mason Vaughn & Crew

21 - Rapper’s Delight - Sugar Hill Gang

22 - Got To Be Real - Cheryl Lynn

23 - Housequake - Prince

24 - I Can’t Go For That - Hall & Oates

25 - Billie Jean - Michael Jackson

26 - Supercuts - Rodney O & Joe Cooley

27 - Freeworld - Jesse Johnson

28 - Jam On It - Newcleus

29 - Looking For The Perfect Beat - Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force

30 - I Gotta Be Tough - MC Shy-D

31 - Brazillian Rhyme - Earth, Wind & Fire

32 - 96 In The Shade - Third World

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Check It Fellow Boneheads HERE

I Thinks This Link Has Divided Tracks Instead Of It Being One Whole MP3

(Single MP3 Mix)

Turtles Make Me Hyperactive And At The Same Time Mysterious...

I Herd This Off Diplo - I Like Turtles: A Diplo Mix Intro And Found The Video On Youtube:


I'd Imagine The Aftermath Of The Interview Went A Little Something Like This:
Interviewer: "What The Fuck Was That Kid?"
Zombie Kid: "The Turtles Are Alive..."
Interviewer: "Fuck Yo' Mother Fucking Turtles You Little Bitch"
Zombie Kid: "Why?"
Interviewer: "I'll Fuck Yo' Head Up Cracker Boy And If I Hear You Talk To Me Like That Again Kid, I'll Kill Your Whole Turtle Collection... OK Chump?"
Zombie Kid: "Cracker?..."

Some Mad Images To Start My Bones Off...

The Story Behind This One Is The Such Ill'ness And Creativity Is Outstanding And Cannot Be Cloned By Any MeansI Made A Human... What Aliens Can't Do.
That Why They Abduct People To Make A Super Humans Like This
But Mine Is For The Broom Heads

This Is Some Dope Artwork By An Anime Artists Called Space Coyote (http://www.spacecoyote.com/) (Gotsta Check His Anime Depiction Of Both Futurama And The Simpsons... Mad Dope)

YAKUZA (Unfukwittable)

Welcome to The Zoo

Post ONE of The Bonehead Zoo in Action... Werd...